WAG’s Line Up

The WAG line up for the World Cup looks weak.

With two months remaining before the start of the World Cup, concerns are mounting that England may have to put forward the weakest WAG line-up for years.

There’s no denying that the loss of Cheryl Cole has been a devastating blow for the team this close to the tournament,’ said a source close to the WAG training camp, where several hopefuls have reportedly been strenuously trying out to replace Ms Cole. ‘We’re delighted to see Toni Poole back in the squad, but no-one really knows if she can go the whole 90 minutes, or if she’ll be substituted by another WAG.’

 ‘But there’s a growing sense of panic as the tournament grows closer that the team lacks that vital experience we need to see off stiff challenges from the French and Brazilian WAGS,’ said the source. ‘Melanie Slade has come on nicely since her debut in Germany four years ago, but she’s still some way behind Abi Clancy in her media and bikini exposure. Colleen Rooney probably has the most experience in the box, but let’s be honest, there’s a reason she’s the face of Asda.’

It should all run fairly smoothly as long as chief WAG, Victoria Beckham, doesn’t let the team down. In her bid to become pregnant fears have risen.