Abbey Clancy and the WAGS Worldwide

We were lucky enough o have the stunning Abigail Clancy represent England in the launch of Umbros brand new range of T-Shirts.

WAGs from each of the seven World Cup-winning nations were asked to help launch the shirts.

WAGS from Italy, Brazil, Germany, Argentina, Uruguay, England and France joined forces to make the shirts look sexy.

Along side Abbey, the girlfriend of Peter Crouch was:

Alice Bregoli, Italy, WAG of Alberto Gilardino

Susana Werner, Brazil, WAG of Julio Cesar

Julia Goedicke,Germany, WAG of Marcell Jansen

Luli Fernandez, Argentina, WAG of Pablo Mouche

Zaira Nara, Uruguay, WAG of Diego Forlan

Charlene Suric, France, WAG of Gael Clichy

Umbro hardly needed WAGs to sell these super sexy shirts, which come in football shirts and T-shirt varieties.

Visit Umbro.com for more details on how you can get your hands on one of these ultra cool shirts just in time and for more details on stockists.

Victoria Beckham and Eva Longoria

Victoria Beckham and Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria attended THE lg Fashion Touch Party side by side.

Thirty six year old Miss Beckham was a big hit at the party dressed in a sensual cream one shoulder mini dress. Looking flawlessly stunning VB attended the party in West Hollywood without David.

David was tending to other duties as he was out meeting our troops in Afghanistan.

She wasn’t such a big hit with her son Brooklyn as she draped her arm around him only to find he was shrugging it off minutes later, he was having none of it.

The red-faced 11-year-old looked as if he wished mum would Posh off before one of his mates saw him. His mates would probably be honoured if fashion designer VB draped a supporting arm over their shoulder.

Cheryl Cole – Quick divorce please

Twenty Six year old, Cheryl Cole, the pop star and X Factor judge, has filed for a “quickie” divorce from her footballer husband Ashley.

A source close to Cheryl stated that she wrote “unreasonable behaviour” as the reason for the split in papers filed at the High Court in London yesterday.

She will let Cole, a Chelsea left-back and member of the England squad, keep their £6 million mansion in Surrey as part of the deal, according to The Sun.

The couple announced their split in February after claims that the footballer had been unfaithful during their three-and-a-half-year marriage.

Cole, who topped the charts with her first solo single, Fight For This Love, initially stood by her husband when allegations of his infidelity surfaced two years ago.

But claims that his mobile phone had been used to send photos to a glamour model and indulge in “text sex”, along with further kiss-and-tell stories, appeared to have put too great a strain on the relationship.

The singer had previously spoken about one day wanting to start a family but the marriage started to look rocky after just 18 months.

Two women sold stories about how they had become involved with the footballer. The couple, whose July 15 2006 wedding was featured in an exclusive deal with OK! magazine, appeared to overcome any problems the stories may have caused.

After the most recent set of allegations, however, Cole fled to LA and was said to have told her husband the marriage was over by text.

Before the separation was announced, publicist Max Clifford described the public nature of the revelations as “incredibly painful but also incredibly humiliating” for Cheryl.

The divorce is expected to go through before Ashley Cole’s appearance for England in South Africa this summer during the World Cup. He has recently returned to the squad after overcoming an injury during Chelsea’s title-winning season.

Fabio Fashion

In London today (19 May) for the launch of Marks and Spencer’s official suit for the England football team to wear at this summer’s World Cup.

The grey puppy tooth suit will also be sold to the general public, retailing at a relatively modest GBP199 (US$286), but the retail version doesn’t include the three-lions crest modelled by the players.

More accustomed to Champagne in Harvey Nics, there must have been a degree of trepidation when England’s elite arrived at M&S in their Ferraris to get fitted for the new suits.

Furthermore, the retailer takes over from Armani as official FA World Cup suit supplier, so the pressure was on. Luckily, help was at hand from another trusted Italian designer with a reputation for success – England manager Fabio Capello.

That’s right, Capello set tight specifications for the fitted design, together with Saville Row tailor Timothy Everest MBE. They used a 100% wool fabric in a black and white micro birdseye weave, sourced from the Alfred Brown Mill in Leeds.

Perhaps more in line with your typical M&S shopper were four of England’s 1966 World Cup winning squad who were involved in today’s event – Sir Geoff Hurst, Martin Peters, Roger Hunt and Gordon Banks. These legends will also feature on marketing to be launched this week in time for next month’s event in South Africa.

Although parallels were drawn between Fabio and then manager Sir Alf Ramsey, it’s hard to imagine the latter scratching his head over whether to go for classic fit or slim silhouette.

Fashion – The future is plastic

Forget leather, wool and natural fibres — good old plastic is the material of choice from head to toe; the catwalk to the High Street.

The jelly shoe — long a saviour for sensitive soles on pebble beaches — has shed its cheap seaside image. Thanks to designers such as Vivienne Westwood, Marc Jacobs and Diane Von Furstenberg, the holiday footwear has been moulded into sandals, pumps and stilettos and elevated to must-have status.

And for those who baulk at paying designer prices for a bit of PVC, Barratts has launched colourful studded jelly gladiator sandals for £15.

But it isn’t only shoes that are enjoying a plastic makeover. So is the humble shopping bag. The eco-conscious may have won the fashion battle with the trendy hessian ‘bags for life’, but could plastic win the war with its new designer incarnation?

Italian label Marni has launched a recycled plastic tote featuring illustrations by French artist Claude Caillol.

Not even headgear has escaped the plastic trend. Milliner Bernstock Speirs has designed two hats made almost entirely of bubble wrap. Wonder how many people will give in to temptation and pop the plastic and ruin the lot.

Alex Curran – ‘Leave Now’

An armed gang threatened to kidnap England football star Steven Gerrard’s two children after terrorising his wife with a knife at their luxury home.

Former model, Alex Curran, 27, confronted the thugs after they smashed into her house demanding “Where’s the f****** safe?” and “Where’s the f****** jewellery?” But after being told there was no safe and that jewellery wasn’t kept in the house, one of the raiders told another: “Get the blade out the car.”

He then told former Mirror columnist Alex: “If you don’t tell us where the safe is,

It all began when a smash was heard at about 9.30pm.

“Alexandra left her bedroom and met one masked man at the top of the stairs.

Alex told the men to “leave now” before they raced up the stairs demanding she show them where the safe and jewellery were kept.

And after the gang’s terrifying threat to take her two children, she was forced to tell them the safe was in a downstairs cupboard.

The raiders “dragged” Alex to look with them – and forced her to hand over the silver Rolex watch she was wearing.

“The men attempted to take the safe but they could not move it very far because it was too heavy. So they began to ransack the room.”

Liverpool crown court heard a Miss Johnston tried to call the police but was caught before she got through.

But after telling the gang she had made contact they demanded to access the home’s CCTV system – and fled through the patio doors after Alex told them she didn’t know how it worked.

Alex Curran

Least favourites to win are Alex Curran and Steven Gerrard. 

Referred to in The Times no less as being an ‘uber-WAG’, Curran has long-since been established as a major face on the wives and girlfriend circuit.

 The perma-tanned fashion columnist, model and, wife of Steve Gerrard is so hot she’s even got her own fragrance. 

Singer Jamelia has had a pop in the past but was silenced with Curran’s cutting retort: “She’ll be glad to know I don’t know her boyfriend’s name but Steven (Gerrard) thinks he’s (Darren Byfield) lower than a non-league player.” 

Gerrard lists Jennifer Ellison as a former flame, and while the former Brookside shoplifter would make a sensational WAG, if you want handbags bigger than most one bedroom flats and OK! shoots galore, Curran could get your vote.

Although, Cameron-like accusations of being all style over substance have resurfaced of late.

Melanie Slade

Currently second to last in the Sky Sports run for Mr and Mrs WAGDOM is Theo Walcott and Melanie Slade.

For those of you tired with the whole WAG phenomenon, wholesome duo Theo Walcott and Slade may be just the ticket.

Slade, like Walcott, made her breakthrough at the 2006 World Cup (the original WAG-fest) when pictures of her in Baden Baden filled every tabloid.

Ever-polite Theo might just get the Nick Clegg ‘he seems alright, but not sure what he does exactly’ vote.

Slade, a bright spark studying physiotherapy, largely eschews the celebrity circuit as she concentrates on academic pursuits.

She did, however, find time to bag herself a cameo role in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – playing a friend of Hermione Grainger – as Theo’s aunt Yvonne’s partner is David Yates, the director of the film.

 She’d probably deny it, but we suspect this was at least partly motivated by a desire to bag the first-time teen voters.

Christine Bleakley

Despite denying their endless love for each other it is fair to say that Frank Lampard and Christine Bleakley are an official couple.

On paper they’re a bit of an odd match given Christine’s the type of woman your mother would like you to bring home, while Frank is routinely booed everywhere except West London.

He got an A* in Latin no less, enjoyed the type of private education most footballing scamps can only dream of and has nailed his colours to the Tories’ mast.

Once a blue and all that…Given she’s replaced one of the original WAGS, Elen Rives, Bleakley has particularly high stilettos to fill. Having co-presented The One Show since 2007, Bleakley, is a household name and adds a touch of glamour to primetime fodder which attracts 4million Pebble Mill fans.

It’s unlikely Christine will enjoy being referred to as a WAG, but given she boasts losing to Rachel Stevens in a Strictly dance-off on her CV, we say all’s fair in love and WAGs.

Coleen Rooney

Sky Sports second favourite couple due to be crowned the royal WAGS are first-loves Wayne and Coleen, football’s golden couple. S

ince first appearing in the tabloids as a 15-year-old school girl, Coleen has completed her metamorphosis from being labelled a Chav to WAG with cheery good grace.

Boasting a career as a television presenter and columnist since being thrust into the spotlight, Coleen recently gave birth to the couple’s first child Kai.

Clearly no air head, Coleen has the brains to match the beauty as she has negotiated a number of product endorsement deals that will have made mega-rich Wayne sit up and take notice.

Having appeared in British Vogue she’s danger in elevating her status to that of Queen WAGS Posh and Cheryl.

 However, Coleen claims she’ll only be in South Africa should England reach the semi-finals.